Random party conversations:
Mel: Man it is so many girls i can blackmail, i have so many naked pictures in my phone.
Cass: Why do have naked pictures in your phone? And who does that anymore?
Nay: You know mel’s a sexter.
Cass: Wait what? A sex texter. Wait so straight people send each other pictures of body parts.
Mel: Yea why is that new to you.
Cass: So you just send a text that says, “put my dick in your mouth” and then you send a picture of your dick.
Mel & Nay: yea more or less
Cass: I don’t understand and i don’t get that. So just send a picture and a few texts and that’s it.
Mel: yep kinda
Cass: Wait how does she get wet. How does she climax? What does she put her phone on vibrate and you rapidly hang up and call back?
Mel & Nay: What?
Mel: Cass do you want to see a picture of my dick. I have a mushroom dick?
Cass: OH MY GOODNESS No! why you try to scar us for life like that. *walks away with nay*
Cass: Wait isn’t Mel gay? The naked hoes and the text sex just threw me off.
Nay: Yea he is but Mel has always had a little thing for you
Cass: Yea no. I didn’t know that was sexting either. My sexting experience is/was more imaginative , like two authors writing erotica to each other.
You wanna sext later tonight?
Nay: No you don’t just ask someone right out?
Cass: Why were dating… your my gf.
Nay: No you suck at it.
Cass: I lick and swallow. Ask about me.
Nay: Were you smoking earlier?
Cass: Only thing i was smoking was dat tale last night
Nay: You were out of town yesterday.
Cass: Damn nay ! Every time i try to get a semi relevant comeback you kill it.
